Books: Do You Do Extras and Pelvic Flaws
Author: Nikki Ashton
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Humour
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Synopsis:
Do You Do Extras?
Take a normal girl, a Hollywood star, a mean foul-mouthed agent
and a pink, glittery sex toy and you've got Do You Do Extras - but remember
what happens on set stays on set.
Grantley James is Hollywood’s newest action hero. He’s got the
looks, the body but can barely crack a smile.
Phoebe Drinkwater is an Extra on Grantley’s new film. She’s happy
and fun loving but will never be as beautiful as her parents’ imaginary
youngest daughter, Melania.
How will Hollywood's newest sex symbol take it, when Phoebe
literally bumps into him and tells him he has a fat head? Now's your chance to
find out.
At the centre of this beautiful romance are moments that will make
you laugh out loud, and those which will pull at your emotions, but all in all
you’ll get a stonking good read.
MY REVIEW
Do yourself a favour and get this little piece of goodness. Absolutely hilarious - I was rolling with laughter reading this ARC from Nikki Ashton.
Phoebe's Twin nephews are a hoot - their nickname for their Aunty is a cracker. The sword scene - I was laughing my head off. It was a corker.
Well done Nikki.
Phoebe's Twin nephews are a hoot - their nickname for their Aunty is a cracker. The sword scene - I was laughing my head off. It was a corker.
Well done Nikki.
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Pelvic Flaws
When one sneeze can ruin your day and it's not just the hairs on
your head that need a dye job, you know your life is changing!
I’m Katie Grainger, I’m 45 years old, a divorced mother of three,
slightly annoying at times, but always loveable, kids and I can wet myself at
the drop of hat. Actually, it’s more like a sneeze or a cough than a drop of a
hat, but whatever the reason, let’s just say I am forever grateful for the
invention of the ultra-thin panty pad.
I don’t have a bad life, there’s book club where I discuss the
menopause with my friends, there’s Clubbercise where I wet myself and dance
like my mother with my friend Mandy and there’s my work which is pretty boring,
where I get to learn a lot about reality TV from my much younger co-workers.
All of which makes me content – yes, I’d like more sex, but who wouldn’t when their
castle hadn’t been breached for four years.
Do I have regrets in my life?
Yes, I do. I regret that my ex-husband, Carl, and I didn’t realise
we’d grown apart sooner. I regret not trying more online dating when I first
got divorced and I regret that my youngest, Charlie, feels torn between
pleasing me and his dad. What I don’t regret is my bag breaking and spilling
everything over the pizza place floor, the night Dex Michaels was in there
ordering a 9inch meat feast.
Pelvic Flaws is the story of one woman’s struggle with hot sweats,
mood swings and perilously poor pelvic floor muscles. It’s the story of Dex,
who thinks all those things about Katie are funny and adorable. It’s the story
of a romance that could turn into something big. It’s the story of what might
be the love affair of the century, potentially being ruined by the baggage that
neither of them knew existed.
MY REVIEW
OMG it's been awhile since I have found a book that I can relate to and laugh so hard at.
This was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Being in my mid forties I know exactly how Katie feels with the hot flushes and the insecurities of her appearance. This book was real - a breath of fresh air. A real treat.
Katie was a loving devoted single mum to three children who really doesn't know how gorgeous she is until she meets Silver fox sexy tattoo god Dex at the local pizza parlour.
From there you are entertained with the hilarity of their relationship, but you also get the tender, heartfelt parts and the sexy times too.
I can tell you I was certainly getting extra hot flushes reading all those sexy parts. Thanks Nikki for giving me a good laugh or two.
I haven't had so much fun in a long time.
This was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Being in my mid forties I know exactly how Katie feels with the hot flushes and the insecurities of her appearance. This book was real - a breath of fresh air. A real treat.
Katie was a loving devoted single mum to three children who really doesn't know how gorgeous she is until she meets Silver fox sexy tattoo god Dex at the local pizza parlour.
From there you are entertained with the hilarity of their relationship, but you also get the tender, heartfelt parts and the sexy times too.
I can tell you I was certainly getting extra hot flushes reading all those sexy parts. Thanks Nikki for giving me a good laugh or two.
I haven't had so much fun in a long time.
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