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Title: Pranked by Love
Series: #LovePranks #2
Author: Sunniva Dee
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Title: Pranked by Love
Series: #LovePranks #2
Author: Sunniva Dee
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: February 26, 2019
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Two households, both alike in dignity... hit a serious snag in their ongoing prank war last semester.
The Blossoms of #246 and the Dudes of #247 each lost a member to flippin' Love. (Insert eye-roll here.)
The lovebirds/turncoats now plan to move out of their houses and in with each other. But true prankster talents like Kitty are few and far between, so the remaining Blossoms are going to make damn sure there's no shacking up before Kitty has the perfect replacement for herself.
The Blossoms and the Dudes agree on very little, but everyone agrees on this: there can be no more pranks-turned-lovers between the two arch-fratenemy houses.
Yep, everyone agrees.
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Two households, both alike in dignity... hit a serious snag in their ongoing prank war last semester.
The Blossoms of #246 and the Dudes of #247 each lost a member to flippin' Love. (Insert eye-roll here.)
The lovebirds/turncoats now plan to move out of their houses and in with each other. But true prankster talents like Kitty are few and far between, so the remaining Blossoms are going to make damn sure there's no shacking up before Kitty has the perfect replacement for herself.
The Blossoms and the Dudes agree on very little, but everyone agrees on this: there can be no more pranks-turned-lovers between the two arch-fratenemy houses.
Yep, everyone agrees.
Almost everyone.
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EXCERPTS
#1
VISIT TO THE IOTA FRAT MANSION
K-Pop opens the door, candy eyes as bright as ever and flawless features drawn up in a mischievous smile. He’s wearing rabbit ears, but I know better than to ask. They’re of the kind that are stuck to a hood so that his whole head is covered in fake grey fur. The ears are long and soft-looking with pink centers. I want to pet him.
“My, my, my,” he mimics every Dude ever opening the door for a Blossom. “What have we here? Picasso come here and see what we have here. It’s the Blossom who wants to suck you off!”
“How about you shut your face?” I ask sweetly. The last time I was here, I magically avoided the Pirate Punch. The Dude Den’s most infamous concoction consists of every type of alcohol available. That and jam. Any jam. Unfortunately, even though I avoided it, I was still lit by the time I ended up in his room.
“Saki is here to lick your prick!” K-Pop hollers.
“Oh my God, you’re so stupid,” I say. “Where is he?”
One thing never fails in 247: every Dude that’s not the one you ask for will appear in the doorway. Guns is wearing a Viking helmet. Lucian pokes his head out behind him with wet hair and a comb sticking straight up from it. “Hey, Blossom. What’s up?”
“She’s here to—”
“Long Dick, if you don’t shut your trap, I’ll pour all this paint down your throat.” I hold up the goddamn ochre. “You know what? I’m too busy for this. I’m going to just leave the paint here and get going.”
“That wasn’t the deal, I believe.”
I scrunch my eyes shut and open them slowly at the melodious, too intimate voice. Finding a pair of stunning grey eyes above me, I straighten and give Picasso the stare-down he deserves.
“I’m not as anal as you, so sorry for forgetting the exact manner in which I am to return the ochre. Let’s see.” I pucker my mouth like I’m thinking. I’m not gonna lie and say I don’t enjoy it when his gaze sinks to watch my lips. “Nope, I’ve got nothing. Unless you wanted me to pour it right on your precious painting myself?”
He lets out a small snort and hooks his finger for me to follow him. I’m not too chicken to obey. And up the stairs of the Dude mansion we go… sober.
#2
“Hold your hand up for me?”
I blink my eyes open, studying this miracle of a guy through my haze of lust. My brain should shout “No!” much louder than it does. At the moment, it’s more of a humming sound that can’t quite be defined. Actually, it sounds like, o-o-okay.
I hold up an arm. Thankfully, it’s bare, leading his soft kisses up from the pit of my arm, over my elbow, and to my wrist. A flash of scarlet appears. He holds up the band he’s been flaunting ever since I used it on him and secures it around my wrist. Since I don’t have a headboard, he ties it to the desk leg next to my pillow.
“This one?” he says, holding up my other arm, “can only be used to dig your nails into the sheets when you can hardly take it anymore. Is that understood, Sweetest Saki?”
I nod, breathless. I’m already throbbing down there, aching for him to do everything to me. When he starts running his hands and mouth over me, I pray to the prank gods and all other gods that he removes our clothing before my desire becomes less than ladylike.
Two hours later, the morning is still young, and I’m reduced to a mewling heap of please-take-me-you-dick! Ladylike went out the window five minutes in, it turned out, and from the devilish glitter in Picasso’s gaze, it’s exactly what he wanted.
You know “Me Tarzan, You Jane”? Well, he’s not Tarzan, but I’m the Tarzan-like Jane version, so close to monkey-howling that I’ve been holding on by my teeth. Literally, my teeth. In any part of Picasso’s body I could get a hold of.
With burning eyes, I relish the sight of pink, half-moon-shaped marks on his shoulders, his thigh, even his gorgeous butt. He’s been giving me everything and nothing at once, and it’s destroying me!
Imagine finally getting a glimpse of the love stick you’ve wanted everywhere for the last hours. He shows it to you, first through his boxers, then by teasing the tip over the fabric. Got it? Now, imagine him feeding it to you. You’re still tied to the bed, and if you try to move the one hand he hasn’t tied, he’ll punish you by stepping back his insane foreplay by thirty freaking minutes. You’ve learned this the hard way, so now you just accept.
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AUTHOR BIO
Sunniva Dee is an Amazon top 100 bestselling author with an eclectic taste in books. Born and raised in Norway, Sunniva lived in the United States for 17 years before returning to the mothership. She currently dwells at the midst of a glittering Nordic winter, where she sucks inspiration from trolls and barn gnomes and cold little mermaids popping their heads out of the fjords. Oh, and Spotify. Always Spotify.
Sunniva dabbles in literary romance, romantic comedy, contemporary romance, young adult fiction, new adult fiction, dark romance, and paranormal. Unlike some authors, she was not raised by fairies, and unlike others, she’s not also a musician. But she boasts a ridiculous sense of humor and an obsession with furry mammals, both evident in the #1 bestseller, the rom-com Love by Pranks. She’s currently finishing up book 2 in the #LovePranks series, Pranked by Love, which releases February 26th.
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